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Thursday, 22 October 2009

In stark contrast to the racist, anti-Semitic, holocaust denying witterings that normally are to be heard spouting from the mouth of the leader of the British Nazi Party, tonight's audience of BBC's Question Time bore witness to an amazing revelation - Nick has a brother: None other than the star of Family Guy, Peter Griffin.

This has been speculated about for some time but frequently refuted by Nick until tonight. The Spoof - one step ahead of our rivals as always - can now confirm that DNA (Dopey Nazi Analysis) tests confirm beyond doubt that TV's favourite thicko, blinkered, racist bigot family man Peter is in fact Nick's half brother.

It is understood that part of the recent rise in popularity of the BNP had actually been due to subliminal mass brainwashing techniques developed by Peter's genius son, Stewie. Although after being outed as gay, Stewie had been disowned by Nick for a short time and sadly faced "gayness denial" from Peter. Clearly both brothers have a history of dealing with denial of painfully obvious facts!

On tonight's show Nick also confirmed that Peter's talking (and coincidentally, white) dog Brian, will be fronting BNP party political broadcasts on TV in the run up to UK elections in May since it is felt that everyone will love a dog and not believe a dog can be racist. Also, Peter's neighbour Glenn Quagmire - who has recently joined the party - becomes their spokesman on home affairs (perverse, sexual and otherwise) while other son Chris becomes spokesman on health and sport.

Nick Griffin was unable to comment as this story was written but Peter Griffin told me "Hehehe it's really great news, I have a famous Brother, he'll be PM one day y'know! But you know what, all those BBC protestors, they really grind my gears".

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