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Tuesday, 13 October 2009

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The new airport "Naked Scanner" has horny apllicants dreaming about this, back and front!

The new airport "Naked Scanner" being presently trialled at Manchester airport has caused an avalanche of job applications for the positions of operators!

Applicants have been sending their CV's to global airports attempting to be first in line when the "Naked Scanners" are fully implemented.

Most applicants are single sex-starved females/males looking for a daily sex-kick in their lives, many applicants wrote the reasons for their applications:

Bill A. Hetro window cleaner: "I would love to do this job looking at womens boobs and pussies everyday, better than paying for it over the internet and wanking alone + you get paid for the pleasure!"

Sandra.B Hetro pole dancer: "I relly love seeing mens willies and butts daily, no more poledancing, backaches and private honking sessions, good money and I'll have my Dildo at the ready!"

Julian G. Homo ex-air steward: "Oh, just great Ducky, no more serving beer to pissed hetro, hunky tourists and having my botty pinched by my female colleagues, aagh! Hundreds of naked men passing daily, it's better than prison life!"

Dykie F. Lesbian ex-bouncer at male strip club: "I'm sick of bouncing men, just the thought of seeing warm, naked pussies passing by daily is enough to keep me BOUNCING, and the pay is excellent!"

Slimy Simon, ex-paedo and kiddies Gym - trainer: "Ever since my release I've been searching for such a position like this, looking at naked kiddies without touching them, getting horny and not facing jail, just my ticket!"

The airport authorities are studying the applications and will give priority to those who admit to being "KINKY" or a "PERVERT".

A spokesman said, "the new "Naked Scanner" is hands free and discreet, we do not discriminate against those who want a daily "cheap thrill" and earn a bob or two on the way as long as they clean their used tissues up after shift!!"

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