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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

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Plucky Li'l Great Britain is just near the Eyetalian coast on this map (where the USA is, I have no fucking idea)

They've done it again! - In a hissy fit unequalled since the cheese eating surrender monkeys debacle, the US State Department has issued a diplomatic note (major bollocking) to plucky li'l Great Britain, which is somewhere near Ireland, which is just off the coast of Italy, Eurrup, which with staggering arrogance, 95% of "University" educated Americans think should adopt the US $ so they do not have to change currency when visiting.

Apparently, the Yanks are surprised that Tony Bliar and Lord Mangelson (Business Secretary, and Minister With A Finger In All Pies) had sufficient cojones to bluff George Bush and all his government for the last 5 years!

The US Foreign Secretary (a Mexican illegal immigrant) has stated that she did not expect "this kind of double dealing from Britain".

Teddy Kennedy's will was however read today - and staggeringly, it contains an enormous bequest to "the IRA, those singing, poetical, freedom loving bombing murdering bastards who we all loved to support".

"There is no way that This Great Nation would ever do anything for self interest. Why, we even invaded Eyerak to secure oil....sorry democracy supplies for the Western world, including our greatest ally, plucky little Great Britain" said the United States Poet Laureate Homer Simpson.

If Britain does not get its ducks aligned very soon there is a threat that all McDonalds, Burger King, Disney films and Barbie dolls will cease to be exported the the UK, leaving only local products to fill the gap. Wimpy, National Milk Bars, Ealing Studios and Andy Pandy stand ready to fill the breach.

America's teddy bear is to be found lying in the gutter, just beside its Constitution on top of a large number of American Universal Healthcare supporters slaughtered by redneck dickheads.

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