HMP Greenock - (Big Bang Query Mess): The Queen has lent her personal RAF runabout to Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Meghrahi who was released on George W Bush's compassionate con-servatism grounds from Greenock jail today.
The Pan Am 103 bomber will now return to Libya where a hero's welcome awaits.
His lawyers had threatened to present new forensic evidence in their second Appeal hearing implicating Mrs Joseph Ratzinger in the Lockerbie horror twenty-one years ago.
Al-Megrahi's release was virulently opposed by US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton who feared her personal ratings would plummet.
But to no avail.
"Fortunately a lot of Libyan crude reserves have made us see sense!" Scottish Justice (sic) secretary and former Weathermen terrist Ian MacAskill said today.