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Saturday, 11 July 2009

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"Quick, Run! Camden Social services Are Coming!"

Camden social Services today confirmed that they have taken Michael Jackson's children into care. Social workers acted following an anonymous tip off which claimed that the children were about to be made to follow in their father's footsteps.

"We take safety of children very seriously. Unless it is our direct responsibility when we fuck it up completely. However, the opportunity to appear on television whilst removing the children is something which we will jump at" said spokesperson Marjorie Pilchard.

Jackson was a suspected pedophile who was made of plastic. Known as the Drastic Plastic he was suspected of preying on children and then giving their parents huge sums of cash.

Camden Social services are a suspected incompetent organisation who prey on children and then give the parents huge sums of cash.

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