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Monday, 6 July 2009

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British Business Secretary, Lord Mangelson

Embattled Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, broke down under interrogation by James Humphreys during this morning's Toady programme.

With tears running down his cheeks and sobbing uncontrollably while snot dribbled from his nostrils, the Prime Minister tried to explain why his premiership has been such a disaster.

"I never done it" he repeatedly sobbed, "big boys did it and ran away"!

Humphreys took Gordon Brown onto his lap and tried to comfort him "Never mind Gordie - it'll soon be over" he was heard to croon as he rocked the near hysterical Labour Party leader.

At this point, Lord Mangelson, the British Leader, was heard to enter the studio in an effort to instill some backbone into the wrecked Brown.

"Gordon, Gordon, Gordon" mused the Dark Lord "What ever are we going to do about you?"

Sobbingly, the Prime Minister was heard to say "I I I I'm sorry Peter - I promise I won't make any more mistakes".

Mangelson was heard to snap "Who do you think you are you little pipsqueak! I'm Lord Mangelson to you! I made you and I made Blair and I can and will break you in a moment"!

At this point, the Prime Minister filled his pants.

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