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Friday, 3 July 2009

image for Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 's Nipples were Designed by Alexander McQueen
McQueens new nipples were first conceived on a beach on the Isle of Whit

Alexander McQueen has crafted some of the most posh outfits from Chelsea's athletic supporters to the gowns for the biggest balls in London. Cheryl Cole unveiled a McQueen first and original when she displayed the eite designers first pair of women's nipples for Cheryl's big Birthday suit bash.

McQueen told the Fashionista Diaretista that one of his biggest challenges has been overcoming the shrunken nipple syndrome that occurs in fashion conscious starlets:

"The wealthy poor dear puke, starve and shit their way to thinness but they pay a price in the nipple department. These anorexic bulimic diet pill and diarrhea ridden mental cases basically lose the whole nipple and most of the areole. Then they want to go semi topless and they make my hardly a dress at all look foolish. So I invented the paste on titty nipple and areole. That's waht saved my stunning creation for Ashley's big birthdat suit bash. For next season I'm working on developing butts for the wasting syndrome beautiful people!"

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