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Thursday, 2 July 2009

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Soon To Be Banned?

Gordon Broon, who does Prime Minister impersonations, has called for Nun's habits to be banned in the UK. "I am fed up with that French short arse getting all the headlines. Ban Burkas? Well look at this you frog midget. See, I can be far more controversial than you."

Lord Mandy Mandysson, the Prime Ministers closet (surely closest?) advisor said "Oh God! I told him not to try to outdo Sarkie. He is just so far out of his depth."

Church leaders were alarmed at the announcement. Cardinal Cormac MacCormac said "This is all we need after the kiddie fiddling scandal. Nuns need to wear their habits. It is a sign of religious piety. And also great for smuggling extra duty free through airports."

It is not known where this will end. There is a fear that Angela Murky, the German leader might try to ban some religious clothing, however skull caps are thought to be safe.

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