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Wednesday, 10 June 2009

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New kid on the block, Andy Bum-ham is burning to stab Bonaparte Brown right up his backside!

After being burdened with the worst possible ministerial position in the UK government, new health minister Andy Bum-ham gave his first upbeat interview on our fav breakfast show hosted by cuddly "Billy Boy" and Kate "the Bitch next door."

Cuddly Bill asked Andy repeatedly why he was so positive about the NHS although confronted with the fact that the dinosaur NHS is 640 million in debt.

"No problem," he cockily replied, "that was then, this is now, Gordon Brown's Labour will show the country that the NHS is a perfect functioning, ancient, jurassic establishment and Labour has done a smashing job" (my butt!)!

"Waiting lists are non - existent, empty beds are being rented out to the local doss houses, what more do you want? " And by the way the debt is all Maggies fault!"

Asked about his present and future positions Andy "Sunny Boy" Bum-ham replied, "I love Gordon Brown, I would kiss his feet, wash his back and even jump into bed with him, he's my hero!!"

"But if the opportunity should arise that I could become Prime Minister, I'd stab the Scottish bastard in the back!!" Well that's politics for you!

"Cuddly Bill" and "Katie the Bitch next door" wrapped up the interview by wishing Mr.Backstabbbing Bum-ham all of the best and told 10 million shocked viewers they would certainly be voting for the BNP in the next election!

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