News just in to further reports that the MP for Burnley has been creaming the accounts. The MP Kitty Ussher it has said of her that Kitty has taken from the Kitty.
But a more outlandish letter has been put to the news desk here within the last few minuets. An MP who sufferd an episode of schizorphrenia has tried claiming twice the amount of allowed expences.
Mr Brown Pants letter said this and I quote, "We know that I have claimed the amount that I am allowed but as I am a diagnosed with schizorphrenia we feel that it is only right with our work load doubling that I should/we should be allowed to claim for the expenses, if I am not allowed to do this I would like to claim expenses for me as being my secretary."