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Sunday, 10 May 2009

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Prince Harry dressed for a whippingly jolly S&M Party!

Shockingly Buckingham Palace has just revealed that not only Prince Harry enjoys a bit of Nazi, Sado & Maso-ing, also the Queen, Prince Philip and that expert equestrian Princess Anne regular exchange whippings, tortures and bare back horsey riding in the dark dungeons below the palace.

Queen Elisabeth announced the following statement:

"We are very proud of our heritage and Prussian connections, which are very deep (throated) rooted and allow us to continue their Sado Maso pratices, which have historically been an integral part of all global royal families.

"The tradition here in the UK has been kept a very close secret because of the hypocritical and extremely prude attitude of the Brit public towards devient sexual practices. Nowadays it is a common fact that British subjects are the forerunners of the Sado-Maso movement and we feel the royal family has to keep abreast with progress, so we decided to show solidarity with our loyal subjects and admit we all love a bit of chained up Sado-Maso."

The Lord Chancellor, Prime Minister, high judges, politicians, aristocrats, etc, all blew a sigh of relief that at last the "TRUTH" has been revealed and followed suit with the royals by admitting that they also regularly allow themselves to be bare-back ridden, whipped, masked, chained and loved every single minute of it, jolly ho!

All of Britain is now in a mad rush to buy S&M accessoirs, and Woolies, that very broke and whipped chain store, have been relaunched under the name of The Black Leather Latex Woolie Underwear Stores. Also M & S have renamed their stores emphasising their complete new collection of S & M goodies, they are now called M-aso S-ado Superstores. This new adventure will certainly breath life into the very dull higstreets of the UK and also avoid many major bankruptcies caused by the recession, fuck on Sado Maso-s and thank the Royals for saving the GB once more.

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