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Saturday, 2 May 2009

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Scratch Out Her Eyes! - Yeah! - Bitchfight!

Heartless fiddler and Vanessa Mae wannabe, Sue Son stunned her best mate Janine Khalil in front of millions of viewers in Saturday's BGT instalment by unceremoniously ditching her.

The pair initially appeared as instrumental duo, Addicted, but following a serious kicking from the judges, Son decided to ditch best friend Janine and appear solo.

What followed was un unremarkable bit of screeching on an electric fiddle and a whole lot of Vanessa Mayesque semi erotic posturing. Which appeared to please the judges, who gave the treacherous cow a unanimous 'yes' vote.

Son revealed that she and Janine were still best friends, which didn't appear to be the case when we tracked down a friend of the pair, who told us:

"Janine is furious. She feels her so-called friend has done a proper Judas number on her. They aren't on speaking terms and Janine has threatened to scratch Sue's fucking eyes out when she sees her."

More gratuitous pap when we get it. Probably quite soon.

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