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Thursday, 30 April 2009

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Mine All Mine!!!

Naresh Singh Bhadouriya, the spoof superstar of India's burgeoning internet entertainment network who regularly hits daily viewing figures in excess of 100,000 on the Indian arm of the spoof empire is to run for President.

Mister Bhadouriya, of Uttar Pradesh is to run for office on a spoof ticket, and has promised to loot the country should he win. He told us:

"If I win, I will raise taxes to 99% across the board. I will nationalise everything so that it all belongs to me. I am a humble man. I do not ask for much, only to be the richest and most eligible bachelor in the world. Before this opportunity came along I was quite happy to join the daily free for all in search of points, but my eyes have been opened."

We asked Mr Bhadouriya what he intended to do should he actually achieve his goal?

"Jiggy jiggy long time with that Shilpa Shetty," he said, flashing us an inscrutable smile.

More as we get it.

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