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Friday, 10 April 2009

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Dutch Jury Service

A Dutch television program has been found guilty of talking crap. It's called The Devil's Advocate. The name is thought to be a parody of a popular Irish writer.

On the program Osama Bin Laden was found to be not guilty of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. This has led to a number of murderers, rapists, paedophiles and other twisted bastards to demand being tried by a jury made up of stoned Dutch people. "No matter what the evidence is, they just shrug and say 'Who fancies some pizza?' We can get away with any crime we want" said John Cole of the notorious Nova Mews Gang.

Dutch television executives were quick to leap to the program's defense. "Ya, for shhoor it's a controversial program. But we think it is important to pander to the whims of fundamental extremists. We don't want to upzet any of them."

The Dutch jury found no evidence of any involvement by Osama Bin Laden. This was despite several videos of him confessing to the crime being played.

Meanwhile a well known Irish writer is expected to seek legal council when he returns from playing football.

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