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Thursday, 9 April 2009

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Prince Charles, JK Rowling and Kate Middleton in for a rude awakening...

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): A senior police officer - whose dawn arrest of Tony Blair's personal nappy-changer Ruth Turner and blind truss portfolio bagman Lord Levy has become the stuff of New Scotland Yard legend - has replaced daftass top UK anti-terror cop Tosser of the Yard.

Assistant Commissioner John Yates famously nabbed Cherie Blair's fetid Labour sperm donor Sir Christopher Evans whose 'selfless and totally altruistic shagging' of Margaret Thatcher and Robert Maxwell's sordid daughter resulted in the birth of baby Leo Blair in May 2000.

Yates, 50, takes over from Bob 'Tosser of the Yard' Quick after a security lapse resulted in top Al Qaeda terrorists like Prince Charles and JK Rowling being let off the hook once again.

Kate Middleton and Prince Harry are top of Yates' 'to do' list this weekend as the ultimate in hush-hush anti-terror ops nears ever closer in the fight against the Whore on Terra.

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