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Topics: Jade Goody, Easter

Sunday, 5 April 2009

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Jade Goody's publicist Max Clitoris has today confirmed that it is Jade Goody's intention to be resurrected next Sunday.

Speaking today, Clitoris said "After years of being crucified by the popular press it is now time for Jade to rise again. Her popularity is at an all time high, and it would be remiss of me, as a money grabbing bastard, to ignore this opportunity."

Among the Goody brand extensions launched next week are the Jade full fat Easter egg, and Waltham Cross buns.

Macmillan nurses are in full support of the event, commenting that the resurrection will "Prove just how effective our nursing care can be."

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