Written by Skoob1999
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

image for Who's A Pretty Boy Then - Parrot Given Standing Ovation At G20 Summit
Recession? G20? Bollocks! Quoth The Parrot!

London, England - The G20 Summit meeting, which is widely regarded by critics as an absolute waste of time and money which will produce nothing whatsoever, unless you happen to be a police officer working overtime, was given an unexpected boost by the performance of a mangy old parrot, who appeared with Barack 'The Dude' Obama.

"They told us we couldn't do this!" rabble-roused the President of Hawaii. Who then moon-walked for a few seconds before continuing:

"But what do WE say to that?"

"YES WE CAN!" screamed back an enthusiastic audience at the Oh Shit Arena.

"Bollocks!" quoth the parrot.

"YEs we may be able to give it a half-hearted shot..." one or two audience members responded.

"Bollocks!" quoth the parrot, before taking off on Buggerall 1, back to his tax haven paradise in the Virgin Islands.

Flying over an abandoned ghost ship as he went...

More as we get it.

Make Skoob1999's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 plus 3?

2 5 4 14

Go to top ^