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Wednesday, 25 March 2009

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Aktar from Kabul - "I can't believe Golly was shouting at me"

Golly the much loved King of Jams and Mullah of Marmalade was today dreadfully inconvenienced when his Chauffeur Driven Limo got stuck in a traffic jam this morning.

"I've got a business to run" fumed the culinary genius as he abandoned the car and jogged the last few miles to his jam factory.

"Bloody country's full of foreigners and weirdos all driving about getting in the way" puffed the King of sugary spreads as he approached the gates of his factory stopping only to shout at an Afghan gentleman who was looking at him wide eyed in disbelief......."Who're you looking at you F"£*ing W$+^Ker? Screamed Golly !

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