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Wednesday, 25 March 2009

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soon to be the new teaching method

It has emerged from a university that teaching students maths, English and other lessons, stops there minds from writing stuff like this.

Professor fumbler has said that "this sort of learning can seriously damage a child's brain and we should use computers to teach them more information".

Experiments on students proved that being on computers made them more likely to pass exams then those who were taught traditionally. Students who were in front of computers were 94% more likely to pass there exams compared to a normal class. This has nothing to do with them stealing results from the internet.

A second university did a similar test and found they had the same results, proving that traditional learning methods are completely useless compared to the new methods.

Various schools have up taken the new methods and found them to be very successful other schools are following with this new system of teaching which has proved popular and fun with a students and teachers. This could see the end of traditional teaching methods for ever and dawn a new age of school.

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