Just as the British rag The Nose Guard, published by American Football favoring Rupert Murdoch, speculated about what was in the cards for newly released Olympic water boarding champion Binyan Mohammed, the Labour Party delivered an answer.
Labour Party chairperson, Fingerling Onda-Pulz said that she believes that just as the once slaveholding colonies declared their readiness for a true brown candidate this year, Johanna Bull's Island wants a real brown to lead labour. Onda-pulz went on to say that she could think of no more authentic amber than Binnie M:
"Like any true Labourite who has been through the mill of poverty, drug addiction and oppression at the hands of working class parents, Binnie has paid his dues. The brownish boyo has been tortured in more nations tham most Olympic athletes and has tested clean unlike some steroid pumpers and pot smokers of late. Let's face it, our current brown is really white and the only race he's run is the package delivery chase for UPS. If America can have a chocolate leader than the land of Bernard Shaw can certainly elect a chocolate soldier like Binnie!"