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Thursday, 19 February 2009

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Part Time officer said "one testicle was this large"

Police said a burglary suspect was literally caught when he tripped over his own testicles while trying to run away. A part time police officer responded to an anonomous scream at a store early yesterday lunchtime and reported seeing a 77-year-old man exiting through a revolving front door while trying to get back in.

An eyewitness said the elderly man tried to flee, but his pants kept falling down and his huge testicles dragged on the ground which prevented him from pulling up his pants, he fell down and tripped before he could make it out of the revolving door.

The man was charged with mischief, nudism, and possession of extra large testicles. He was being held on 12,000 bail.

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