Using technology that is designed to identify computer viruses, the Metropolitan Police today began the hunt for a laptop PC that was left in the back of a taxi yesterday. Police were guarded about providing many details, but said that it was a matter of National Security.
In an unprecedented step they have released what is known as a 'signature file' to be included in all the main anti virus systems. This will then be used to identify the missing laptop and signal its location to the authorities.
They are urging anyone who does not get automatic updates to their virus files to load the following into their virus checking program:
#### Virus Signature 07894- release 01 ####
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