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Thursday, 5 February 2009

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In The 60's And 70's You Called This Man A Golliwog At Your Peril.

Following the sacking of Carol Thatcher for thoughtlessly referring to a leading tennis player (who cannot be named here for legal reasons, but who probably was Jo Wilfried Tsonga, although this has not been confirmed) the 'golliwog-gate scandal rumbles tediously on.

Now the Queen has become involved, and it turns out that golliwog toys were being sold in Her Madge's Sandringham gift shop until as recently as yesterday.

A scowling Madge has had the golliwog toys withdrawn, under protest it would appear. Her Madge reckons she's not racist but most Brits think they know better.

Ken Touchingcloth, of Sunderland told us:

"You can tell she's a racist bigot by the provocative manner with which she insists on being surrounded by Union Jack flags everywhere she goes. She's just a pin-up girl for the BNP."

As for Carol Thatcher, somebody obviously grassed her up. Overworked telly presenter Adrian Chiles denies it was him, which leaves Jo Brand in the hot seat for the first time in her life.

Carol Thatcher herself told us, between bouts of blubbing:

"I wasn't being racist. Honest. It's the way mumsy brought us up while popsy was on the piss. Mumsy would frequently use terms such as Paki, Darky, Paddy, Dago, Wop, Spic, and Spearchucker. She was the PM for God's sake, so us kids accepted that kind of talk as normal."

So there we have it.

That evil old witch Thatcher extends her talons of destruction from within the confines of senile dementia.

Heaven help us all when she croaks.

More as we get it.

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