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Tuesday, 25 November 2008

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Legendary porno stud Larry 'The Portion' Buttwad was rushed to Los Angeles Memorial Hospital this afternoon following a bizarre backfire incident.

Co-star Vanilla Van Slut takes up the story:

'We were shooting a scene from our latest movie, Debbie Does Doncaster, and were just lining up for the money shot when Larry screamed and collapsed in absolute agony. It was awful.'

Director, Harden Ready added:

'I thought the guy had been shot. That was my first impression. The way he let that scream go and collapsed in a heap of writhing agony. It was awesome man.'

It seems that the star suffered what is termed by the medical profession a Backfire. Doctor Willard McRat explains:

'A backfire is exactly what its name would suggest. Mr Buttwad's ejaculate, rather than spurting out with great force, spurted back into his body. In reverse. With great force.

'This is a very painful condition but it is only temporary. We would expect Mr Buttwad to be back on the set within three to four days.'

Vanilla Van Slut sighed heavily and licked her lips suggestively when we passed the news on to her.

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