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Sunday, 16 November 2008

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'Mr X' preparing to expose himself.

The man who has been 'flashing' unsuspecting motorists in Maidenhead dressed as a Traffic Warden has been arrested by Thames Valley Detectives.

He is in fact a real Traffic Warden and has been granted name suppression until his case is heard at Maidenhead Magistrates Court.

A police spokesman said that the suspect would lie in wait by some parked cars until a driver(usually female) returned,whereupon 'Mr X' would jump out and expose himself to the unfortunate victim.

Our reporter has obtained this exclusive picture of 'Mr X' about to throw open his jacket and 'flash' an unsuspecting victim.

For legal reasons neither the accused's face nor offending member can be shown.


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