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Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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It's believed that Monkey Woods' jealously has been spurred by the fact women love Jesus Budda so much

Derek 'Del' Abercrombie - otherwise known as the spoof writer 'Monkey Woods' - has lodged an official complaint about one of the sites most popular and beloved 'characters'.

Abercrombie's complaint centers on the issue of the amount of vile and degrading stories Mr. Budda has been writing in recent times regarding teen star Miley Cyrus.

Abercrombie - a homeless man who lurks in local libraries looking for loose change and crumbs - says Budda's stories are repetitive, annoying and childish in the extreme.

"He lacks class and style. He uses the 'F' word too often. He depends on random, surreal imagery. His pieces lack substance, are full of basic grammatical errors and sentence structure. He's pretty much pointless and forgettable, as far as I'm concerned", said the bollox-nosed infamous cocksucker of disease-ridden male street whores.

"It was fine until he started writing again a few weeks ago. I'm worried about his sudden rise in the sacred Top Writers league. I preferred when he was around 8th or 14th position. He's too close for comfort nowadays. I'd like him removed"

Mr. Abercrombie has previously lodged complaints with regard to Mr. Budda's alleged forgery of his own artistic dabbling's. Earlier this year he succeeded in a bid to have a writer named 'In Seine' temporarily banned for being a 'nuisance'.

Mr. Budda declined to comment, as he was too busy helping sick children to fly.

TheSpoof.com's Mark Lowton was also too busy to comment as he was having his balls waxed by an illegal immigrant he found outside on the street.

The writer 'Jalapenoman' was readily available for comment but we weren't interested and told him to fuck off back to the kitchen.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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