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Topics: Barack Obama

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

image for Enoch Powell to meet Obama!
Obama: What you talkin' about Willis!

As a result of the US elections today, the UK government has today announced that it is going to exhume the remains of Enoch Powell and make a full adult clone of him before January 2009 so that he can formally hand over the 'Whip Hand' to President elect Borat Obama at his inauguration.

50's racial commentator Powell who gave the infamous 'Rivers of Babylon' speech was unavailable for comment today as he died many years ago and the cloning process has yet to be commenced.

Chancellor in disguise Gordon Brown said earlier today 'I love Obama, I'm hot for him like that character out of Little Britain USA is hot for the President there - and I want him to have my complete, total and unquestionable support so I'm giving him 'Nochers' as a gift from the UK to show our submission to whatever he wants'.

Borat Obama is tipped to either wear a luminous green 'mankini' for his inauguration or to dress as a 70's TV cop show pimp.

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