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Wednesday, 29 October 2008

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Infectious green cricket infects the intestines and makes for hell on earth

In Montezuma's Halls it's called the revenge. Post colonial India wreaks bottom half havoc with the dreaded Delhi belly. In the Carribean paradiso of Antigua, the intestinal inferno named the AI Attacker puts the inflicted through a purgatorio that makes you want to die and go to hell.

This has been the fate of pace bowlers James Anderson, Stuart Broad and Ryan Sidebottom, as well as the allrounder Luke Wright. English cricketeers all, the players spent much of their Carribean cruise riding the john with a vomit bag in their laps.

British team, physician, Dr Sticketh Wicketh explained that an intestinal green cricket parasite is very rare even in the Carribean. I've prescribe a tea made from carob bean to be taken with crumpets and cucumber sandwiches. If it doesn't kill them it will only make them stronger!

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