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Tuesday, 14 October 2008

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Barack Obama, is actually a white man in disguise the BBC special investigations team has revealed.

Special investigative radio five reporter Donald McIntyke has revealed that this will be the whammy that wins the presidency for the democratic party!

It seems that with the economic crisis looming the republican party decided that it didnt fancy ruining its future by taking the mighty US of A'ss into depression again and losing voter confidence for generations.

A special investigation has revealed in a deal brokered with white chicks star Martin Lawrence who also brought his prosthetic skills learnt on set to con the highly intelligent American voters into believing the rantings of Barack Obama, who's actually a white Hobo Drifter from Kansas.

Against a walking corpse damaged by communism the republicans knew they could guarantee a defeat and a certain victory next time against a new divorcee sympathy seeking cry baby Hillary Clinton.

Being a bunch of optimists democrats agreed to go on with the plan knowing that if you dish out enough pot at rallies the youth will vote however you ask them and forgive and forget anything as long as the munchies keep coming.

Spokesman for the Democrat party Nancy Peloisi said "we were desperate, anything to get that dumb fuck G w outtada White House, we just hope the voters will like the new whiter than white Derek O'Farmer"

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