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Saturday, 4 October 2008

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Bush pulled out the way his ancestors should have!

British news sources were the first to discover the drastic funding cuts exacted by the Bush administration against condom supplies at Stopes Clinics throughout AIDS riddled Africa.

Bush explained that withdrawal was always what he did in sexual situations where he could not trust the way his partners were spending his money:

"I have always believed and still believe that I have the right to pull out when my dollars are being diddled with. when I started having relations with Stopes no one told me that there was a connection to the Monkey trial that tried to make a monkey out of the perspired Word of God!

"When people started blaming African chimps for AIDS, I should have put two and two together and came up with Stopes. These evolutionarians are not going to monkey around with my god and my money which have always been the same thing to me!"

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