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Topics: Marriage, DIY, Romance

Thursday, 28 August 2008

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They are nearly as wooden as the Fence

A couple from London are getting married, after meeting over the last tin of Ronseal in a DIY shop.

Reginald Kendall III, and his bride to be Felicity Dwight met in an un-named DIY emporium after both were looking for an elusive tin of Ronseal Quick Drying Wood-stain. The pair, who are both in their early 30's are said to be deliriously happy, especially as Ronseal are said to be paying for the wedding.

Mr Kendall said; 'I just needed a can of Ronseal for the fence, you know, we all do, and there was only one tin of it left. Felicity wanted it as well, so I just said she could have it, but she came round to my place after she had finished with it, and I finished the tin. There was just enough left to do my fence as well as hers. This will be the story we tell our Kids about'

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