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Sunday, 24 August 2008

As the Olympics is passed on to London for 2012 we know we don't have as much money to spend as China as the opening act is announced.

For just the fee of 10 custard pies Mr. Blobby will be acting/singing at the opening ceremony. He will performing with Bob the Builder and, based on their success from the Eurovision Song Contest, Gemini will be singing live.

This will be an utter disappointment compared to the Beijing opening masterpiece. When Mr. Blobby was interviewed he just shreiked at the camera, pushed it over and ran off before tripping up on a banana skin.

In another announcement Seb Coe announced the name of the stadium will be the Bird Poo Stadium, following the inspiration of the Bird's Nest Stadium.

So will we see another massive disappointment from the English to follow in everything else we do or will this turn it around. Probably not.

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