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Friday, 15 August 2008

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Is it poofs and pants?

In a story that nearly blew the world of show-business away, or at least nearly blew the stuff Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse sniff away, Harry Potter lead star Daniel Radcliffe has today shocked fellow Potter star Emma Watson.

Emma explained:

"Daniel arrived at my house for coffee and truffles, you know, the standard fare we millionaire stars and starlets enjoy.

"Anyway, without a 'by your leave' or even a 'would you care to' he announced that he was going to my bedroom to get into my pants.

"Frankly, I was shocked. Fair dinkum, I saw his dingle-dangle when he was in that play about a horse, and yes, as a hot-blooded female I quite liked what I saw, but without ever having kissed me, fondled me or even bought me a Ferrari, to just ask in my own home whether he could get into my pants, well, I was just shocked.

"Anway, he had disappeared upstairs, so after I recovered my composure, I followed him.

"And what I shock I got when I entered my room. Daniel was in there trying my jeans on! I screamed at him 'What the devil are you playing at?'

"He gave me that sheepish, professorial look he has perfected from the Harry Potter movies."

"He replied, 'I'm trying to get into your pants'.

"Well bang doesn't go my virginity, I thought."

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