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Monday, 7 July 2008

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Mrs Mosley joined in all the S&M wfie-swapping parties with local Rotary Club members and lacerated their arses with gusto

London - (Brazen Ass Mess): The wife of fetid Nazi S&M orgy nutter Max Mosley has told pals she'll sue the arse off anybody saying she always knew her husband of 50 years was a sordid pervert unable to have normal sex without indulging in violent perversions.

"Just remember what happened when 'Private Guy' magazine claimed the Yorkshire Ripper's wife 'must have known' about her husband," Jean Sutcliffe Mosely commented today on reports about her husband's defamation lawsuit at the Royal Courts of Justice.

Mosley, 69, is suing UK tabloids for breach of privacy after getting outed as a Nazi bastard whose use of London hookers was outed after cops probed a money laundering trail connected to the ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's Holy Roman Emperor VIP Agency brothel.

He wants five million pounds from the News of the World for 'hurt feelings' following the papers expose of his degenerate shenanigans.

Lawyers for the weekend tabloid have offered a bounty, believed to be in the region of £500,000, to anybody testifying that Mrs Mosely is as big a liar as her fetid husband.

"Fifty years of shagging the Archangel Gabriel in the missionary position, is it Jean?" a source close to the lawfirm said today.

The reward was offered after longstanding neighbors of the Mosley's Pratt's Bottom home claimed to have wife-swapping video footage of Max and Jean "lacerating the arses off local Rotary Club members" in a series of filthy S&M encounters going back to the late 1960s.

Eliot Spitzer is hopping mad.

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