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Wednesday, 19 May 2004

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The Prime Minister Begins to Explode

During an angry Prime Minister's Question Time, Tony Blair has shed his human-looking exterior and revealed the alien underneath.

As attitudes in the House turned against him amongst Opposition MP's and members of his own party. Mr. Blair began to violently shed his skin in a mass of purple dust and mist.

Speaker Michael Martin immediately suspended the house while MPs and members of the public were ushered out to safety. Mr. Blair is said to have been taken to a secure location to be interrogated on his plans for World Domination and the true location of Beagle 2.

After cleaning the purple off world slime from his jacket, Chancellor Gordon Brown had the following to say:

"This clearly shows that Blair can no longer hold the role of Prime Minister. Not since the days of James Callaghan has the role been given to someone who was quite clearly not on this planet. However this unearths a very serious flaw in the rules surrounding the selection and de-selection of Labour candidates. The Tories can get rid of aliens whenever they find one, this is a luxury the Labour Party doesn't have."

While the Conservative party have condemned the appointment of aliens into British Parliament they were unavailable for comment surrounding whether vampires can be made Tory leader or what Boris Johnson's true origins are.

Questions are being raised as to the true identity of John Prescott and Margaret Beckett as well.

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