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Saturday, 7 June 2008

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Prince Harry Wales the decorated Afghan war hero who will be leading the crusade to Jerusalem of 2013 was spotted at a school in Cardiff yesterday on what was clearly a recruiting drive, younger members of Cardiff City's soul crew were seen in the audience as Harry explained to them how it was the Welsh and not the English who had the best archers at the battle of Agincourt.

Mr Wales is currently on a break from his "front-line" duties training with the Derby Lunatic Fringe and is believed to be looking for archers and bowmen, to spearhead his drive through Belgium and Germany in the early stages of the crusade.

He appealed for the audience and teachers to turn to their brothers, their cousins, their fathers and their fathers mates from all corners of Cardiff to come with him once more into the breach for Harry and England.

He is then thought to have moved on to Swansea seeking dressmakers.

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