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Wednesday, 21 May 2008

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Lembit Opek MP

MP's were today lectured to by Gerald the Giant Lama, who is currently on an educational tour of the western world.

Gerald spoke at length about fiscal responsibility and the importance of Keynesian Economics in a capitalist-based socio-political structure before defecating on the floor of the house.

"It is the most sense I have heard spoken in here for a long time." said Cheeky Girl Lembit Opek. "Touch my bum" he continued.

The Giant Lama is scheduled to meet Gordon Brown, just as soon as the Prime Minister has has been told it is ok by his masters, the chinese government.

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