City of London - (Ass Mess): "We figured he'd start schmoozing that feckless Bush," City of London's Commander Jim B Ergerac said today after reviewing the murder files of 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi who lost Joseph Ratzinger's Vatican Bank a cool £400 million in 1982.
The statement comes just as Home Secretary Jacqui Smith rubber stamped the continuation of a news blackout about Pope Ratzinger being banned from UK soil.
The order is effective until the entire satanic P2 Lodge gang who Ratzinger hired to top Calvi is either behind bars "or safely tucked up in the House of Lords
as working peers of the realm."
Meanwhile at the White House today Ratzinger's Banco Ambrosiano bankruptcy accomplice met the German pontiff with open arms on the White House Rose Garden.
Later a very wobbly-legged President Bush insisted it would have been a huge diplomatic faux pas to turn down the Pope's invitation to a swig of Communion Wine.
"Yes, Mr President," a White House minster replied, "but did you have to sample the entire 2005, three-case vintage?"
Laura Bush is apoplectic.