London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Cronies of Nazi S&M orgy fanatic Max Mosley are suspected to be behind a North London newspaper's acceptance of the British National Party's advertising material.
Staff at the virulently liberal Hampstead & Highgate Express - known locally as the Ham & High - are up in arms and threatening a walkout following publication of the recruitment ad.
A number "maybe 666 or 911" believe the dubious item was slipped into the paper after shady dealings between editorial managers and enraged Mosley stalwarts behind the Holy Roman Emperor VSOP kinky hooker agency that supplied the lurid old fascist with his Nazi slags.
Some Hampstead residents however suspect that it is the local Opus Dei parish priest Father Shergar Sheehan who is behind the sleazy business rocking Ham & High journos.
"That Mosley Nazi orgy was always an Opus Dei-themed fertility rite," local writer Dave Hack said today.
"Fr Shergar Sheehan's orifice is less than 200 yards away from the Ham & High editorial site.
"Need I say more, nudge nudge, wink wink?"