Many writers on TheSpoof.com are in hiding because Heather Mills, not content with throwing water, is now looking for easy targets to sue so that she can make up the shortfall of her £24.3million divorce award.
Ms Mills has already caused a hosepipe ban in parts of London by her high court outbursts this week and the only people to be pleased by this are Thames Water Authority who saw a rise in their shares on the stock market.
Ms Mills is said to be disappointed with her award and will need every penny she can lay her hands on so that her four-year old daughter, Beatrix, can travel first class with her instead of second class. It has been suggested that if she sues just 98 of the alleged 4,000 writers for £1 million each then she will be able to reach her original target of £120 million pounds.
In Seine News has been asked to warn other writers of her intentions and to delete any articles about her as soon as possible.
It is further alleged that if Ms Mills (who still claims incapacity benefit) gets any poorer then the dry rot in her leg will get so bad that it will simply drop off - she can already hear the sound of Deathwatch Beatles.
I am going to delete this story before she gets me!
Help! I need somebody; not just anybody .