London - (Royal Ass Mess): Sharia Blair QC, wife of ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, has joined Hellfire Club grandees in a decision to dump Harab's grocer Mohammed Al Fayed by Thursday's eclipsed Virgo full moon after an internal Club turf war escalated at the Princess Diana inquest beyond agreed boundaries of farce.
Hellfire grandees such the Archbishop of Westmonster Cormac Murphy O'Con-Artist, ex-Hong Kong governor and Oxford University chancellor Lord Patten and Anthony Blunt's brother Lord Carrington have all retracted their previous backing of Al Fayed's risible ownership claims of the Knightsbridge store.
Vexatious litigant Al Fayed now faces a barrage of lawsuits which will ring-fence his non-dom assets held in a Lichtenstein subsidiary of the Northern Crock Bank.
His Mossad pension also faces sequestration after an Israeli government decision to declassify his personal file containing DNA test results matching him to noted Third Reich lineages formerly believed to have become extinct with the death of General Augusto Pinochet.
Gorgon Brown is shitting bricks.