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Tuesday, 8 January 2008

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Tennis Ace Andy Murray is set to have a Personalty Bypass Operation after realising that he had nearly smiled

Sky News has announced that British Tennis Ace Andy Murray is likely to be out of the game for at least a month which means that he will miss the first Tennis Grand Slam of the season the Australian Open.

Andy is due to go into Glasgow Royal Infirmary to have a Personality Bypass Operation after his personality started to fail him over the Christmas Holiday Period.

Andy first realised that was something was seriously wrong when a faint smile suddenly appeared on his face when he opened his Mothers Christmas Present.

The problem was confirmed the following week at an Hogmanay Bash in Edinburgh.

When a gorgeous nubile blond East European Lady Tennis Player tried to approach Andy under the mistletoe he felt a slight grin.

Obviously fearing the worst he booked himself in with his Medical Advisor the following morning.

It would appear that Andy will require a transfusion to stop him smiling called S.M.B.S. otherwise known as Sad Miserable Bastard Syndrome. Translated into Scottish it means Dour pronounced as Doo-er.

Andy who is famous for throwing his toys out of the pram only last season offered to give TV Presenter Sue Barker a Glasgow Kiss when Sue criticised his game plan at Wimbledon. This Glaswegian term means a wee bump in the face for anyone not familiar with it.

Apparently he could be cured by natural means by watching his brother Jamie play as he constantly has a smile on his face although this could be put down to the fact he only usually plays mixed doubles often with gorgeous nubile blond East European Ladies.

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