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Wednesday, 19 December 2007

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Ms Gibbons may never wear Lipstick again!

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who got in bother for naming a Teddy Bear "Muhammed" has been found to have a whole "arsenal" of similarly offensively named items in her classroom store cupboard.

The Teacher who was based in Sudan was initially charged with Blasphemy, insulting islam and insulting islam as well as insulting islam.

Upon her return to the U.K., she was whisked to Paddington Green Police Station where she was questioned for 72 hours.

During this time she was not granted access to a Toaster or a Kettle and after intense interrogation which included some "water-boarding", after which Ms Gibbons was reported to be "singing like a bird".

Detective Abdel Daim Zamrawi of Scotland Yards newly formed Islamic Overseas aqua Squad stated "Ms Gibbons wouldn't give us any information initially, however after a Water-Boarding session the infidel lady was soon willing to provide information leading to evidence of further racial hatred".

A team of officers were immediately despatched to the former Teachers school in Sudan where, following a thorough search of her classroom store cupboard they uncovered an "arsenal" of offensive objects. The newly discovered objects included a Coffee Mug called Jehovah, a Board Duster called Shiva and a Pencil Sharpener called Yahweh.

Officers also uncovered a 12-pack set of Crayons which she had named "The Apostles".

"We are surprised and disappointed by this development, and the Foreign Secretary will summon as a matter of urgency the Sudanese ambassador to discuss the matter further," a spokesman for Gordon Brown said.

Meanwhile, Ms Gibbons remains chained to damp wall at Padddington Green, pending the results of a forensic tests on a set of fluffy dice, retrieved from her Car which were allegedly named "Cain & Abel".

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