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Thursday, 13 December 2007

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Blair and Bush: uterine brothers and Adolf's grandsons

London - (Fascist Mess): UK broadsheets are abuzz with the news that British socialite and fascist fellater Unity Mitford gave birth to a love-child by Adolf Hitler who then went on to spawn the Whore on Terra's notorious Poodle Brothers George W Bush and Tony Blair.

Mitford was one of the Second Baron Redesdale's many daughters and scion of a family that married into fascism's upper echelons including the Mosely family who produced Blackshirts leader Sir Oswald Mosely.

Much of her personal papers remain classified under the UK's Official Secrets Act and are held in the same archive files as the Queen Mother's.

But investigative reporters writing in today's Daily Tosser and New Fascist Statesman have claimed to have seen documents that reveal the grisly truth behind this, one of the UK Hellfire Club's most disgusting secrets.

This alleges that Unity Mitford's father's adopted brother, mysteriously spawned by the Jersey-born actress Lily Langtry and brought up under the assumed name of Richard Freeman, became the man generally accepted by world hysterians as Adolf Hitler.

According to some UK sources Unity was 18 years old when the fruit of that union was born. The child was then hurriedly fostered by Hellfire Club grandees to Joseph Stalin's half-sister Helena Lowenstein.

Curiously, this foster-mother herself had mated with Richard Freeman and had a daughter by him whose extraordinary claim to fame was that she was a dead-ringer for the young Princess Elizabeth of York, elder daughter of the subsequent King George VI and his wife Lady Elizabeth Bowels-Lions.

When the Luftwaffe scored a direct hit on Buckingham Palace and the 145 Piccadilly, London residence of the King in September 1940 the only survivor of the tragedy was the 10 year old Princess Margaret. Both her parents and sister perished under the rubble of the bombing.

Rather than tell British voters the awful truth the co-alition government of the day brought in a cunning deception "to tide it over the appalling tragedy" and giveitself some temporary respite while it weighed up options about the ensuing constitutional crisis.

Eventually some lookalike doppelgangers were drafted in to take on apparently temporary roles of im personating King George VI, Queen Elizabeth and their elder daughter Princess.

That doppelganger - the niece of Joseph Stalin and daughter of Baron Redesdale's adopted brother - was then successfully inserted as the Puppet Monarch, a highly perilous position unpheld by successive generations of assorted fascists, Nazis, key IRA bankrollers and terrorism apologists of every bent.

Her half-nephews like their grand-pappy before them discovered a formula to successfully invade a sovreign foreign country without the inconvenience of being held back by the UN.

The entire family DNA catalogue is held in secure vaults at the UK's National Poisons Archive.

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