Written by queen mudder
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Kate Middleton

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

image for Kate Middleton snapped shooting up
Before the airbrushing mob took over...

Balmoral Estate, Scotland - (Ass Mess): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton was snapped shooting up on the Balmoral estate this weekend.

Palace officials responded quickly by faking some pics of the pointless flat-chested stick insect wearing combats and a khaki T shirt.

A simple Bushmaster Varminter hunting rifle was superimposed on the photos to up the cred.

Then in an ultimate coup de theatre a couple of long-dead stuffed Victorian stags were prised off their castle mountings and positioned near the silly young skaghead.

Et voila. - Formidable.

99% of Sunday Tosser readers polled said they believed Middleton is being groomed by the Puppet Monarchy for a huntin' 'n' shootin' countryside lifestyle, as every future royal spouse should be.

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 5?

6 25 4 11

Go to top