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Friday, 27 July 2007

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The British Olympics Committee have announced another major sponsor for the London 2012 Olympics.

PR spokesman for Solicitors, Lawyers, Attornies, Barristers (S.L.A.B.) announcing the sponsorship commented: "2007 has been a fantastic year for the legal profession here in the UK and long may it last.What with the Tevez affair, Formula One, Tour De France the amount of litigation this is creating for our members is absolutely stunning.We contacted our members and it was agreed that SLABthe profession would benefit from being associated with this event."

Sir Gordon Bennett QC making reference to the sponsorship pointed out..." Sports events are a rich vein of opportunity for eagled eyed legal people and the 2012 Olympics will be just the same."

Jonathan Trotberg of Trotberg,Slaughter and Coppitt was a little more forthright: "Its a right result" he enthused" by the time the Olympics comes to London we will be ready to issue a writ,claim for damages,defamation,libel, and a whole host of Health & Safety issues all at the touch of a button"

After an impressive on-line demonstration he continued: "We have developed an internet google icon which you simply click on and fill in the details and the system will do the rest."

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