Only Fools and Horses star, Del Boy (Derek Trotter) is to be recruited by the BBC to retrain staff after the fake phone-in scandal.
Del will basically teach production staff on how to stitch up the public and get away with it.
It's understood that his brother, Rodney Trotter (Rodders) will also be called in as a consultant.
In an exclusive interview with TheSpoof.com, Del Boy commented:
"What a bunch of plonkers they really are! When I'm selling out of my suitcase down the market, I clear off well before the plod turns up! The BBC should ave said naffin abaht it!
"Dipsticks the lot of em these yuppies with their mobile phones and that!! I'll soon sort em aht! Labbely Jabbely!"