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Wednesday, 11 July 2007

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How the mega-mosque will dwarf Britain

The largest Mosque in the world is going to be built in east London, and the tax payer will have to fork out for sex offenders to build it.

It is planned to be BIGGER than the Dome and the new Wembley Stadium combined.

American visitors jetting in to London for the 2012 Olympics will see a huge statement about the priorities of this country: pervs and muslims.

The plan is supported by Ken Livingstone who is going to pay pervs to build the mosque … to the tune of several billion pounds of public money - money that could be better spent on educating tots, hospitals for tots, reading glasses for tots.

How about converting London's trendy pads back to Christian churches, Ken?

Livingstone, in a thinly veiled statement: "I don't know what the f**k you're talking about. There is no scheme."

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