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Thursday, 28 June 2007

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Blair and that porno star are in hot water according to the cash-for-honors cops

London - (Ass Mess): Cash-for-peerages cops have quizzed ex-UK Prime Monster for the third time this week and finally formally read him his rights as his solicitor demanded.

The development came as Californian porno star Courtney Coventry was questioned about her role in the whole seedy business which saw the UK Labour Party conjure up £15 million of "loans" which it then failed to declare to the electorate.

Blair was told that as he is no longer PM he has lost immunity - real of imagined - from prosecution and must account why he promised Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger that his own financial dealings with Coventry "will remain buried in official bureaucracy for the next decade".

Schwarzenegger was the last VIP to officially visit Blair and was given a red carpet Drowning Street reception on Monday after rushing in for his audience after a fit of panic about what the porno star might say about him to the UK press.

Blair is currently holed up in his former constituency house "MyRubella" in Sedgefield and looked completely shagged out on today's lunchtime TV news.

Meanwhile in Whitehall sources close to the police probe have indicated that Ms Coventry has in her possession some "exotic videotapes" which Blair might like to purchase on a strictly commercial basis to save his reputation, his marriage and future employment prospects:

"You'd think he'd know better at his age!"

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