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Thursday, 31 May 2007

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Just a simple misunderstanding put a dog on a menu to save him

A London man sat down to a dinner of corgi to protest the treatment of foxes by the upper class and the royal family. Corgi was chosen as the meat for the meal as it is the favorite breed of dog of Buckingham Palace.

When asked what the problem was with the treatment of the foxes by the royals, the man (unidentified as of this writing) offered the following statement:

"It is really disgusting how they treat the foxes out at Windsor Castle and the other places. Teh dog was eaten to protest and make them see how they have gone wrong."

"I mean, when you've got a really hot girl, you wnat to show her off. You don't have a bunch of hound dogs go chasing her through the brush and ride after her on a horse. You should really take her to a movie or a play and out for a nice meal. You give her chocolates and flowers. You don't make her climb trees or hide in the bushes. You treat her like a lady!"

When informed that the foxes that were hunted were not attractive women, but instead were the amall, furry, red-headed types, the man changed his tune.

"Oh, it's an Irish thing then? Well, they've got to many diseases anyway. Sorry about that!"

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